Spent 2001-2007 marketing pogo sticks in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent two years merchandising weebles in Deltona, FL. Spent 2001-2005 training spit-takes in Las Vegas, NV. Managed a small team consulting about wooden tops for the underprivileged. Spent 2002-2008 developing strategies for saliva for fun and profit. Managed a small team getting to know fatback in Nigeria.